Wookie96:
And all the children sing "Hey Bungalo Bill, what did you kill, Bungalo Bill..."
Lanzman:
Steve Irwin's lesser-known cousin, Hedley Irwin. Hedley was also into messin' with crocodiles, but his method involved a lot of quickie third-world adoptions.
Generik:
Fresh from the wilds of Central and South America, Major Richard "Dick" Akimbo shows off his latest bounty of prize young busboys, migrant workers and day laborers before he auctions them off to restaurants, construction sites and agribusinesses throughout the U.S.
lil_amish:
ah, another Republican senator/NAMBLA den mother tosses his pith helmet into the Presidential race. Tally ho!
carbonbased:
Riding, rowing and Ritalin, that's the program at Camp Jeffrey T. Spalding!
IMissMST3k:
The beginning of the end for The New Kids on the Block... Little did they know just how "special" their manager really was!!!
TyranosaurisRex:
Captain Kangaroo, I presume.
Mystic_Cobra_6:
back of his shirt reads... "Went to Miama on a fishing trip and all I caught was 4 Cubans"
Daleman:
The boys are all smileing now but after the weekend camping trip with Dr. Touchy their expressions will change.
WEIRD_1:
The truth about Captain Feathersword.
He's loves his boy scout troup. He REALLY loves his boy scout troup. His NAMBLA Membership card number... 6
CindyM:
Professor Ticklesworth shows off the newest items to be added to his "collection."
scypha:
Oh dear... It appears that Michael Jackson is at it again with the young boys!
Buffoon:
"Professor Pederast's Safari for Seven-Year-Old Boys" was an ill-conceived show from the get-go. After the first five minutes of the pilot episode, the boys would scream in fear whenever the Professor would ask, "Wanna see my pith helmet??"
amycamus:
"No, no, I AM having a good time! But sheesh! Last year you had that lame "frog" theme birthday party, and this year - a Terry Thomas theme birthday?!? Can't we just have cowboys and indians or something normal for once?"
Nyssa23:
Captain Spaulding's Kids' Club.
nashtbrutusandshort:
The Queen's Own Imperial Boys Patrol has never been as popular as its less Anglophilic counterpart, the Boy Scouts, but it far outstrips them in lawsuits per capita.
Steve_Reeves:
(Red Green off camera) This week on Adventures With Bill we have something a little different. Sadly it'll be the last time we ever see Bill. He spent the day showing four six-year-olds around the woods. The experience was so traumatic he threw himself into Possum Lake.
Oh, well, keep your stick on the ice...
cambria36:
Nothing like teaching innocent children how to take a healthy pith.
Tumbler:
Tis true that the crowds enjoying British Empire Days has tapered off over the years, but Nigel's unease around 'those damnable Zulus' has never abated.
da_upstart:
Guy LaDuece's School for Jesus Juice'd Youngesters.
Amon:
Lester the Adventurer is going to teach the kids about spelunking next.
DancingQueen:
I've decided that the man-purse is the most disturbing aspect of this picture.
Zee:
Peter Sellers' hilarious "Ethnic Child Molester" sketch - is he a child molester who's ethnic, or is he a child molester who molests ethnic children? Let's watch!
wd40:
What would such a fine goup of handsomely ethnic boys be doing on their knees before an upper class Twit?
First in the coalition of the willing, of course!
JediClone:
If Gilbert and Sullivan had a Saturday Morning nature show:
o/'"Eight eyes, two fangs, one hairy back!" "Tar-ant-ula! Tar-ant-ula!" "With meaty legs it will attack!" "Tar-ant-ula! Tar-ant-ula!"
AAAron333:
Right then! Who'd like to touch Professor Tinklebottom's "Magic Pouch"? Anyone???
Oh dear, is that the local constable I see?
Come along, lost boys! Time to fly!!!!