bugwber:
You, too, can feed an entire village by donating your used alien carcasses!
Daleman:
E.T. should have had a call phone.
Arnold Rimmer:
Jett Travolta is finally laid to rest.
What? Too soon?
Lanzman:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Racerex:
Tonight on the News at 11: "The long-running mystery of Casper the Friendly Ghost's disappeaance has finally been solved thanks to this just-uncovered photo. Apparently, the famous ghost met his end as the main entree at a Thai barbecue."
Generik:
What Steven Speilberg didn't find out until much later is that ET had a brother who was stranded in the Philippines at the same time as the alien who befriended Elliot. What he also didn't find out until much later is that ET tastes delicious when rolled in flour and baked in a pit while covered with banana leaves.
jurassicpork:
Whatever progressive Americans may think of him here, Charles Krauthammer DOES get his own feast day in Taiwan.
JediClone:
"What, no ketchup?"
Seltaeb:
"Do you want some Casper light meat or dark meat?"
scypha:
As per tradition at the annual cannibal Thanksgiving dinner, it was Grandpa NuykNuyk who was to carve the first slice off of the flour-bleached Goat-Boy.
meQal:
Aww man, baby back ribs again.
flavio:
We're very sorry. We had no idea he was the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He was prancing around and giggling and it upset the women so I darted him.
Agent_Moldy:
*Scene fades to shot of crime lab*
"Stomach contents: one baby."
"So, it would appear that Mr. Bastard...
*puts on sunglasses*
...believes the children are our future -- dinner."
*Daltry scream*
da_upstart:
The mummified remains of Astro Boy were discovered outside of Bankok today.....
Suggs:
Ok... these Anthony Bourdain shows have gotten really weird.
Amon:
"I said WHEAT flour, not WHITE flour!"
ArchHallJr:
The folks at Krispy Kreme do their very best to insure there is something local on the menu in every place they have a franchise.
cambria36:
The ONLY frigid woman in the Philippines gave birth today.
WEIRD_1:
I sure hope that's a gingerbread baby
Captain Obvious:
See--That's why I said don't shoot the whip cream directly in your mouth!!
Steve_Reeves:
Sugar-coated Oompa-Loompa is quite a delicacy in Thailand.