Lanzman:
It's not an abortion, and it's not an adoption. Tho it is pretty freakin' unspeakable.
Generik:
Fluffy is horrified when he realizes that, rather than a traditional Thanksgiving turkey, his host family has actually cooked up his older sister Missy. On the plus side, though, the stuffing and gravy were good.
sniperdale:
We are thankful that this picture was taken 15 minutes *before* the INS raided our home.
JediClone:
"Hey Mom, does the dog go in before the duck, or the chicken?"
Racerex:
If you want your dog to behave during Holiday get-togethers, just tell him he'll end up like the turkey if he misbehaves. Works every time.
Beedo:
Looking at the size of that family reminds me to be thankful I'm sterile.
bugwber:
The Markinsons have a different take on TurDuckHen... called PoodleBabyToddler.
Zoogicub:
The turkey's just the appetizer. The dog's the first course, and the baby the main course.
Just another wonderful holiday at the Donner household.
cambria36:
Here's a family that's learned the value of living the American dream; drawing welfare checks and pressing "two" for a foreign language.
WEIRD_1:
Are we done eating yet?
It's almost time for the Turkey Day Marathon!
Amon:
Let's see... From left to right: Gene Simmons act, eyeing the turkey, trying to keep from crying by biting her lip, still thinks the Don Johnson from "Miami Vice" look is hot, got into his mom's make-up, debating on whether he can take the dog in a death match, double-bad touch, enjoying that bad-touch just a little too much.
Reminds me of one of my family's better Thanksgivings.
AAAron333:
The turkey is just a ruse!!!! The real feast will consist of this puppy and a little something we like to call "Only the kid wearing stripes is safe". Happy Turkey Day!!!
keogh:
In keeping with tradition, a family member would be eaten; the unlucky ones would then have to spend time with the others.
Steve_Reeves:
They're saving the baby for Christmas dinner and the dog for New Years...
wd40:
We gotta get the cream for the toppings from somewhere!
Agent_Moldy:
Adults, R to L:
.oO{Eh, bad touch, shmad touch. I'm gonna kill my whole family tonight, anyway.}
.oO{I used to be on "Sex and the City". Now, I pose for lame-ass photos holding Junior the Clown.}
.oO{........}
.oO{This tongue is going all over this dog tonight!}