scypha:
With the stock markets going to the crapper, Jane thought this was the perfect place to track her ever dwindling finances. That AND this was the place with the strongest WiFi signal.
Lanzman:
No, really. Not *everything* needs to be liveblogged.
Ragbot:
Ooooh, I gotta get one of those Craptops
Generik:
Phi Krapper Kapper.
amycamus:
"Look, officer, you've got it all wrong. It's just that, well, I have kind of a WIDE keyboard. Surely we can handle this right here and keep it between us."
JediClone:
LogBlog.com:
"Today it's kinda green and has corn in it!"
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fishstick:
www.uranus.com/redfirecomingoutmyassandionlylethimdoitonce
cambria36:
Dear Senator Craig.
I'm WAITing.
bugwber:
An anonymous blogger generates crap to post...
Zoogicub:
"Logging... *grunt* on!"
*splish*
"Downloaded!"
jurassicpork:
OK, they call them "laptops" for, you would think, obvious reasons.
NightTrain:
Life in the 21st century: Out of toilet paper? Just IM the janitor!
AAAron333:
Please, don't bother Senator Craig when he's Twittering!
mystic.cobra.6:
this brings a new meaning to yelling for more toilet paper, doesn't it?
Seltaeb:
"Why yes, I'm downloading as we speak..."
Steve_Reeves:
Spewing shit over the internet while taking a shit. Now that's a Daily Double to be proud of!
Amon:
Yahoo! I Gigablasted a Dogpile! So LookSmart and Ask me how it felt. Googley-googley-googley!
WEIRD_1:
Claire always hated deadlines.
Racerex:
In the pre-internet days, choosing a stall with an empty toilet-paper roll would have been a disaster. Today, all Bob has to do is go to needtoiletpapernow.com and print out a couple of hundred sheets.
Suggs:
Wow... that was a big one! I HAVE to blog that.
da_upstart:
[bathroom acoustics] "I'm a PC too." PBBBBBRRTTTTTT.... PBBRRT.... SPLOTCH... [/bathroom acoustics]
flavio:
...To summerize,this particular food critic found the whole dining experience at the "Dirty Sanchez Cantina" to be extremely cathartic.
DancingQueen:
Ah, the recession. The time when flip-flop-clad women are forced to make contact with the toilet seat.
Tumbler:
Check this one out: A guy sneaks into the Ladies Room... but the old habit of trying to keep his laptop from floating away ruins the whole experience.
Beckett:
She's obviously using her craptop computer.
Agent_Moldy:
Meanwhile, in a sales pitch meeting a thousand miles away:
"Oh, I'd better take this. It's my wife on EwView."
Beedo:
Pinching out a blog.
Daleman:
[Typing] To the CEO of White Castle. Sir, I feel the quality of the food served in your restaurants has decreased over the last few months and if I ever get out of here I will personally pay you a visit and express my displeasure in the most graphic of ways.
UnReality:
SirFartsalot is one dedicated capper!
Account_From_Hell:
Dear Penthouse Forum, I always thought the letters in your column were fake until this weekend...