Lanzman:
Bear cavalry? Bah! PIRATE T-REX!!!!!
Daleman:
Cutbacks on Pirates of the Caribbean four have forced producers to take the script into a different direction.
Generik:
More proof from the Creation Museum that dinosaurs and people co-existed -- here's a well-preserved Piratasaurus Rex from the 17th Century Spanish Main. Arrr, indeed!
Amon:
"Are you stupid? Look at the title of the script... It clearly says 'Pirate Trixi,' not 'Pirate T-Rex!'
UnReality:
Man, Johnny Depp got OLD!
scypha:
It had to happen eventually... Disney decided to combine two of their properties together to make "DinosARRRRRs of the Carribean!"
MadSigntist:
Pirates of the Caribbean: The revenge of Sparrowsaurus Jax.
cambria36:
"Where the f**k is Penzance?"
KIPPAGE:
This is what T-Rex has mounted in his library, near his golf course. (The Mega-Rich Eccentric).
Zoogicub:
"Arr! Pay ye late fee 'er lose an arm to me chompers before ye walk the plank!"
jurassicpork:
Welcome to Ken Ham's Creationism Museum, dedicated to the proposition that dinosaurs not only lived with men but even served on pirate vessels with Johnny Depp.
keogh:
"Avast! Reading be fun-darrr-mental..."
"Dinosaurs aren't pirates and your jokes are strained."
>CHOMP<
"...but don't be lettin' all that learnin' go to yer head, laddie."
Tumbler:
"It's our policy Mr. Polly. The small chest is carry-on and and the large one you towed in here is not. We don't care if it 'walked'. It's an additional $84."
WEIRD_1:
Capt. Jack Dino
UpSky2:
"Arrrrr!...-hem! Is everybody in the office listening? there's been a slight change in management..."
- - - - - OR:
Forced perspective makes this dinosaur seem much taller than the ceiling, un' than aye 'sprit lopp't by cannonball were. So that must be a macaw on its claws, I guess!
Buckaroo Bonsai`:
Woody!!! Buzz!!! Help me!!!!!!!!!!
Geier:
When asked at work why his outfit combined dinosaurs with International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Geier responded, "It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day?"
Steve_Reeves:
T-Rex had the Captain Morgan schtick down until he realized he'd never be able to hoist a leg up onto the treasure chest.
So, he ate the parrot.
bugwber:
Obviously a female T-Rex...
Racerex:
New research on the food-gathering activities of dinosaurs has led many scientists to believe that the real cause of dinosaur extinction was scurvy.
wd40:
Just more evidence against evolution and for the Greatness of the Noodly Intelligence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's master Design.