Lanzman:
Proctor and Gamble announce their new SPF 200000000 sunscreen.
Racerex:
With today's kids spending all their leisure time in computer-related activities, it seemed only right to erect a statue to little Smitty Keegan of Mobile, Alabama -- the last known boy to have actually gone out and caught a tadpole.
WEIRD_1:
I don't remember reading in the Bible where Lot's wife was pregnant.
Daleman:
Welcome to Earth. Will that be paper or plastic?
Agent_Moldy:
Tens of people make the annual pilgrimage to the "Lookit Whut Jest Burst Outta Mah Stomach -- Wait Here Come Another'n!" Statue.
Amon:
You've always wondered what happened to those frogs that don't make it across the road in Frogger, right?