"Will Cap For Food - REDUX (138)"






Lanzman:
Once a year, on Walpurgis Nacht, the spirit of John Belushi possesses a mortal man so that the Killer Bees might live again.


Agent_Moldy:
I haven't tried that club. The buzz about the place is really bad.


Racerex:
After the recent bee disappearances, some of the hives in the more dangerous sections of the country have begun employing bouncers to keep an eye on things.


Generik:
"Yo, Buzz, what it bee?"


bugwber:
John Belushi, Jr. looks around and grunts, "Who you callin' 'Bee Girl,' bitch?"


Suggs:
The city sleeps in peace, knowing that The Drone is ever vigilant.


KIPPAGE:
Flouresant Green Earrings always attract the Seattle Underground Bee's ..


keogh:
"How can we ever thank you for stopping those muggers?"
"All in a day'zzz work for...the Bee!"
(takes flight, bumps against graffiti-covered wall for 20 minutes)


da_upstart:
Newest Wu-Tang Clan member??


Kota:
The Graffiti Bug is every bit as much of a nuisance as the Litter Bug!


Geier:
Stream of conscienceness, thought to himself: "Todd said it was a costume party. I DISTINCTLY remember him saying it was a costume party. F*cking Todd. I'm gonna be a virgin my whole life. And who'd wanna get laid in Todd's basement, anyway; is that mold on that pipe, over there? I'm so horny. AND THIS F*CKING COSTUME'S CHAFING MY STINGER!!!"


scypha:
Times were tough for part-time photographer Waldo Williamson... until he was stung by a radioactive bee. Now, he fights crime (and apparently frequents rave clubs) as The BUZZER!!!


Amon:
~/"I sting whenever I sting! Whenever I sting!"\~


Daleman:
.oO(They said free beer. They said super models we're going to show up. They said it was a costume party. I think my roommates were trying to get me out of the house tonight for some strange reason. That could explain why they didn't come with me.)


Steve_Reeves:
Yo, dude, like, is this the place to, like, get autographs from that chick in that Blind Melon video?


questor:
Having adopted the superhero moniker "Buzz" and finally moving out of Mom's basement, Edmund assumed that the world was his oyster. Sadly he also had a latent shellfish allergy.


cambria36:
Dude, I really got buzzed last night.


Tumbler:
A 'B' student?


WEIRD_1:
I bet he uses the "Want to pollinate" pick-up line too!


Buckaroo Bonsai:
...But I knew immediately that I had been punked upon entering the party and seeing nobody else in costume. What a waste of a perfectly good John Belushi costume!


Beedo:
On the lookout for wallflowers, I suppose....


UpSky2:
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