WEIRD_1:
Looks like we have another photo from the Capfest!
Daleman:
Suddenly, when the photographers large strobe light flashed, the water temperature increased and the pool water ph went all to hell.
carbonbased:
The Napely Women's Institute get ready for the 2025 calendar. God help us.
AustinThreeSixteen:
Enjoy the holiday cheer and the fact that you'll never get an erection again.
scypha:
So... these are all of the women that W.C. Fields has had sex with throughout the years? Hmmm... I understand the red noses, but the antlers?!?
Amon:
The creators of the game Marco Polo... who, by coincidence, they knew personally.
Geier:
Dr. Evil's latest plot was a bit of a stretch even for him, involving as it did cross-cloning between Rudolph and several former loves of Santa from before he met the venerable Mrs. Clause. "No wonder the old elf was so jolly! He got more 'tang than Tiger on a Friday night!" the Doctor would exclaim enigmatically when asked how this was supposed to lead to his ultimate world domination, as if that somehow made his thinking clear.
Steve_Reeves:
Michael Phelps' Christmas Nightmare.
Tumbler:
Mrs. Claus, having seen through his little scheme, gave ol' Santa a good bashing with her skillet, which explains the sleigh crash that took out a fire hydrant and tree in 1985.
Lanzman:
Cocoon 3: That Ain't Chlorine
Agent_Moldy:
"Grannies in Glasses and Antlers and the Clown Noses Who Love Them!"
-- next 'Jerry Springer'
wd40:
We told you not to sniff Rudolph when he's on his period!
Generik:
Clown-alopes in retirement.
jurassicpork:
New York seniors thought they heard "Rudolph the Reindeer Lookalike Contest" instead of "Rudy Fund Raiser Tonight", thereby explaining the former Mayor's inexplicable but brief popularity.
Racerex:
When you've been around as long as Santa, your groupies tend to be a little ... er .... "mature."
IMissMST3K:
It's good to see that in these economic hard times that the Elk Lodge is hosting the AA meetings for their members' wives free of charge..
Hireling:
Calendar Girls 2: Santa's Vixens
Buckaroo Bonsai:
After their headlights went out, they had a brilliant idea...
keogh:
"Hellooo..."
(gunshot)
"HellOOO..."
(gunshot)
"HELLOOO..."
(gunshot)
"HELLO!"
(unbelievable gunfire)
AAAron333:
They were all Vixens...once.
nbutler:
All the former stars of "Mame" gather to give brown-nosing a new tilt.
Zoogicub:
The Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Revenge Squad.
cambria36:
When folks get horny but are too old to get off, they get very rude. We then refer to them as Rude-offs.
Suggs:
Bathing in gin? Yes, please!
Kota:
Well, that explains some of the Christmas shipping backlog . . .