Racerex:
The Justice League of America started out pretty small -- just Hawkman and his family monitoring local cable news broadcasts at home.
Agent_Moldy:
"I say, Margaret, I do believe the mind control devices are working. Just *look* at Billy and Sally down there! Why, even Betty is drooling and she has no sound to listen to!"
"My, Edward Magnavox, but you are *quite* the genius!"
Daleman:
The test subjects are responding extremely well number two. I believe that they will be able to join congress when the time is right.
Lanzman:
And so the enslavement of mankind began.
Generik:
What they lacked in convenience, early versions of the iPod more than made up for in Steve Allen and Milton Berle.
Suggs:
Now rot your brain in a third of the time!
Steve_Reeves:
Nintendo, mesmerizing kids the world over since before the dawn of color television.
scypha:
"That's right kids. Keep listening to the nice subliminal messages coming from the TV. We want you both to be find upstanding Conservative Republicans and NOT dirty Liberal Hippie Democrats!"
(This message brought to you by FOX News' new "Not-a-brainwash-campaign.")
Hireling:
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?!?!
WEIRD_1:
We have 3 TV sets, just like Elvis.
IMissMST3K:
Little do the triplets suspect that their brains are slowly being siphoned - brought to you by the Nielsens, the letter D and the number 9.
cambria36:
Adults must wait while the children watch different episodes of "Happy Pony" on 3 networks.
BlueOnBlack:
...and the Tivoloski's settle in for Tuesday Family TV Nite...
Amon:
With the new Capping Ear Implants, by Ronco, all you need to do is think your cap, and it's posted. Like magic!
(Gifted people may have the abilty to cap two or more shows simultaneously.)
Tumbler:
"Yes, Jeffty's girlfriend is the best girlfriend in the world."
"Oh yes... she's the best."
"She's much better than either of you two."
Seltaeb:
It was a simpler time in the 50's. Long before sports bars dominated the landscape. Back then "soap opera bars" were the popular hangout. No need to flip a coin between General Hospital and The Guiding Light anymore!
Kota:
There, that oughta hold 'em. Now.... let's hit the bedroom for a 3-some!