Generik:
"You know, the ironic thing is that I'm making my own gravy right now."
flavio:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
UpSky2:
I don't believe it!
Not for a minute!
You're under the gun, but
You take it on the run.
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you'd
been messin' arou-ound...
Hireling:
turkey singing: Ohhhhh--Chicken go "cluck cluck", cow go "moo!", piggy go "oink oink" how 'bout you? Want to be an animal just like you, every--HUHHHH?
GizM:
"I said...'Gobble-gobble, motherfucker'!!"
WEIRD_1:
Sign the papers!
Accountant From Hell:
Just give me your giblets and no one needs to get hurt.
Lanzman:
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mister Bird, I expect you to roast at 450 degrees for six hours!"
AAAron333:
I'm dumb enough to drown because I look up at the rain with my mouth open... do you really think pointing that thing at my head is going to help me make better choices???
scypha:
Now you listen here, turkey. If I so much as hear one more "gobble gobble" out of you, you'll be wishing you weren't in my oven come Thursday morning! Capiche?
Tumbler:
"You'll play the smaller rooms and like it... you got me Mr. Williams?!"
"I used to be Mork dammit."
tinaw:
"Ok, ok. The giblets are in the top drawer, on the left."
Suggs:
Do it, Sully! If the cancer doesn't get me, the holidays will!
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Give me an excuse, you turkey. GIVE ME A F*$*&NG EXCUSE!"
cambria36:
"MOO"
BlueOnBlack:
...the only part of Adam Lambert's AMA's performance that was cut from broadcast...
Batqueen:
"Okay, okay! I confess! Yes... *sigh* It was me. I did it, in the library, with the candlestick!"
Beedo:
Thanksgiving at the Heston household.
Geier:
Presidential reprieve THIS!
Racerex:
When Jimmy Hoffa found out he was going to be reincarnated as one of America's most beloved animals, he was thrilled --- at first.
Amon:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, turkey?
Steve_Reeves:
No, Mr. Eastwood, I'm not feeling at all lucky.
keogh:
"You don't have the guts!"
"Oh, I got the guts!"
"You can't do it!"
"I can! I'll do it!"
"youwon'tdon'ttestmepunki'll doityouwon'tpussywill
yeah?no!"
(screen goes dark)
(gunshot)
(Happy Thanksgiving placard)
cScott:
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Turkey, I expect you to be delicious."
Ace Rimmer:
Tell us your plans to bomb the Butterball factory Ahmed or we have to get out the waterboard. Remember, Turkey never signed the Geneva Convention.