Accountant from Hell:
Another childhood nursery rhyme shot to hell.
Racerex:
May 14, 2011: The day we discovered that all those innocent victims of good-natured "cow-tipping" were actually the vanguard of an invading alien race, miniaturized to blend in and avoid suspicion. Well, it's payback time!
Lanzman:
This time the cow is *ready* to jump over the moon.
Generik:
"So what is it you Earth people have for lunch at these... 'McDonald's,' you called them? ...OH, DEAR GOD!!!"
Suggs:
The running of the bulls- ZZ-Pamlonaex VII... 2315. In space no one can hear you being a total jackass.
Hireling:
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is called "the Fart Helmet."
Katze:
Bessie desperately tries to remember just how much methane one cow produces.
ArchHallJr:
I know the International Space Station wants to go 'green' but this is ridiculous.
scypha:
So, where do cow astronauts go? To the Mooooooooooon, silly.
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Ok... YOU come up with a better joke!
cambria36:
Udderly impossible.
Amon:
Visual representation of being caught between the moooooon and New York City.
amycamus:
"Moo, moo, baby, I'm the cow on the tra-...I'm...the health care train is coming and I'm on the... Okay, guys, WTF?? This is off the hook, man. How'm I gonna stay on message if..."
keogh:
No wonder we eat turkey for Thanksgiving: The beef just outwits us. Well played, Sir Loin, well played.
Steve_Reeves:
In an effort to make interstellar space travel more efficient, NASA developed bulls with udders.
UpSky2:
Howza s'pozta graze in dis bubble? Mooooo!!
WEIRD_1:
Cow's in Space!!!
cScott:
Between the wars and the economic crisis, the first part of the 21st century was pretty rough... and, of course, the unexpected invasion of giant space cows didn't help.
Beedo:
Roger, Houston, the cat and the fiddle are in position, we are prepping the cow for The Big Jump.
Seltaeb:
Got Oxygen?
da_upstart:
Now if we can apprehend the cat with the fiddle, the laughing little dog, and the dish that eloped with the spoon we'll have them all.
Agent_Moldy :
o/Fly me to the mooOOOOoooon...o/
What? You want originality? Screw it. I'm tired.