bosko:
You know what this means.
It's sex night!
da_upstart:
Disney/Marvel mascot audition #243 - REJECTED
Racerex:
Don't act so shocked! What did you expect after Disney bought Marvel?
Generik:
"One thing Tiggers really like is Spiderman Underoos! Grrrr!!"
Amon:
And you thought the Fluke Man on "X-Files" was a weird Chernobyl mutation...
Suggs:
Now to find a young injured deer...
keogh:
"Thanks for applying to the Spy Kids Institute, Mr. Collins, but we can't use you. You're 15 years too old, your resume belies a lack of the proper training, and we already hired someone dressed exactly like that 10 minutes ago."
Hireling:
You know, the Spy Kids franchise is really underrated. Just sayin'.
bugwber:
The real reason why Xigeous isn't allowed near children...
flavio:
Welcome to State College. I'm the Todd Monster. You can put your stuff over there.
scypha:
New from Japan! From the makers of Pedobear comes Pedo-Tigger! He'll look all cute and cuddly until he takes you home to molest you. Now with Spiderman underwear and a poster for a 90's children's movie.
cambria36:
If a woman answers the door he says, "Trick or treat" If a man answers the door he say, "Trick or Eat" and then begins to giggle.
amycamus:
Hmm. Not *quite* what I was expecting from the Levi Johnston Playgirl photo spread.
WEIRD_1:
What do you wear on laundry day?
Tumbler:
Sasha Baron Cohens new documentary on Battle Creek, Michigan and the Kellogg Roughage Empire.
'Rough trade indeed' - LA Times
Daleman:
The house that no one trick or treats at since last years "Peter Pan incident."
Geier:
[Sad sigh] Well, there go two of my fondest childhood memories, Tigger and Spidey, dragged down to hell screaming while simultaneously being raped by red-hot pitchforks, drowned in scalding acid, and skull-f*cked by Lucifer himself. ...Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Lanzman:
The "Tigger" thing isn't bad, but I sure as *hell* don't wanna see his web shooter.
Seltaeb:
Dear God, don't let him shoot his web fluid...
Steve_Reeves:
David Schwimmer has really gotten desperate for parts since "Friends."
Agent_Moldy :
o/Spider Tig, Spider Tig, does whatever a spidertig does...o/
Available for kids' parties!