Lanzman:
...and a week later he married the left one.
Racerex:
PREACHER: "Dearly boobed -- uhh, beloved -- we are gathered here to join Mike and Barbie in Holy Mammary -- uhh, Matrimony -- Oh, the hell with it, I now pronounce you man and breast -- uhh, wife -- now get outta here!"
Agent_Moldy:
"See, Sally? I *told* you my boobs would look better in that dress!"
"Shut up, Henry."
Generik:
Holy cow, look at those three boobs!
ArchHallJr:
When told that white was reserved for virgins, she retorted, "This isn't a wool dress, dumb-ass."
Zoogicub:
...and yet, he's still not getting any.
flavio:
Thems is some sweet nuptials all right. . . Oh Yeah, a caption ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I got nuthin'.
Beedo:
I can't cap anything. My brain has just shut down.
empressv:
I'm Queen of the Mellon Ball!
Chebby:
*nom-nom-nom*
UnReality:
Don't they usually tie the big cans to the *back* of the bride and groom's car?
scypha:
See?!? THIS is what you get when you have your wedding partially funded by Larry Flynt and HUSTLER magazine! Oh... did I also mention their exclusive rights to sell your "honeymoon video?"
Seltaeb:
It was the first wedding ceremony on record where the priest finished with "You may now motorboat the bride."
Steve_Reeves:
Wedding dress design by Joe Francis.
nashtbrutusandshort:
The ceremony started with the pastor's "Dairy Beloved" and went downhill from there.
Amon:
Is that? Nah, couldn't be. But that sure looks like Mark Wahlberg's black limo.
Suggs:
Don't laugh, Sheryl, it was 10% off.
katze:
I have no words for this other than: really? I mean come on... what about dad, or grandma, or creepy uncle Roger?
InsideOutMan:
./ Here comes the boobs,
All dressed in boobs... ./
BlueOnBlack:
Finally! Wedding photos from Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz' union!
WEIRD_1:
Ok...
Who took my wedding photo
Daleman:
A "breast/best man" cap?
Naw, it's been done four times already.
Win a date with a porn star?
Too cheesy.
How about "She has a lot of nerve wearing white to her own wedding!"
Nope, not going to fly.
What to cap, what to cap? Hey, I know!
[Woman in white thinking]
(All these people are staring at me cause I was able to get Jim Norton as my date.)
Maybe it's too obscure.