Lanzman:
"Oh, very funny Neil. Now open the hatch and let me back in. Neil? Neil!"
Daleman:
Hey Buzz, I can see my planet from here.
Racerex:
It's hard to tell because of the reflective face-plate, but it was at this very moment that Neil Armstrong remembered he left the shower running in his apartment.
Generik:
That's one small step for man, one home run for Gaylord Perry, and now that kid in Pomona will finally get Tammy down the street to blow him."
jurassicpork:
After Armstrong, no one much paid attention to Buzz Aldrin's first words: "How the fuck am I supposed to pee in this thing?"
amycamus:
.oO(Oooo! I can't BELIEVE I'm on the very same soundstage where they filmed "Swedish Stewardesses IV"!...)
KIPPAGE:
"I'll take Secret Alien Lifeform deleted from the Pictre for a Visit by the Men in Black, Alex ..!!!"
keogh:
"That's one small...get that cow out of here...small step for...Farmer Johnson, you're in the shot...one small stepPED IN, EWWW...it's freaking amateur hour out here. I'll be in my trailer!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Another Apollo XI Fun Fact: Neil Armstrong still holds the official record for Farthest Away from Earth That a Man Has Rearranged His Junk.
Geier:
Wow, Long Huang's Chinese Noodle Emporium And Rice-A-Torium really DOES deliver anywhere...!
Reynard:
"Giant steps are what I take, walking on the moon. Giant leaps are what mankind-OW FUCK MY LEGS!"
UnReality:
"Hey! Who turned out the lights?! Hey! Who turned out the lights?!"
BlueOnBlack:
Arizona desert conspiracy theory - Check
MTV Award caps - Check
Traveling to/through/around Space and one day reaching our next step of human evolution - F'ing Priceless
Buffoon:
"Cheese, Gromit!!"
WEIRD_1:
First man to pee on the moon!
JediClone:
"Dammit, Aldrin! Were you born in a freakin' barn?"
*Gets broom, sweeps up footprints*
Amon:
"If I pee my name here on the lunar surface, it'll stay forever!"
Mr_Grant:
"Hey Buzz, you wanna get me a sandwich from craft services?"
Seltaeb:
"Tiger, for god's sakes, just take the stroke and let's go! You'll never find it!"
scypha:
"Well... it took over ten years, two hundred fifty thousand miles, a huge rocket, this silly looking space suit, and millions of dollars of tax payers money, but I FINALLY got a weekend away from my nagging wife! I'm free!!!"
Steve_Reeves:
Only one bad thing about working outside in these suits. You can't just go behind a rock, unzip, and take a pee.
Suggs:
Look around in the dust... they have to be there somewhere... I know you had them, because I locked the lander and then handed them to you... Look harder! It's not like we can call the auto club.
Agent_Moldy:
"As the first man on the moon, this is a very emotional -- wait, are those footprints? What the -- aw, son of a BITCH! I am gonna f**kin' KILL whoever did th -- *ahem* I mean, that's one small step for man..."
cambria36:
That's one small step for man..and..whoops...one small turd in my space suit.
Tumbler:
"Sorry Commander, but the last time we saw OJ he was donning a wetsuit in the parking lot. OVER"
"OJ moonwalked and left an empty suit? The bastard! OUT"
CaptnEvilElvis:
One small step for Teletubby. One giant leap for Teletubbykind.
Chebby:
"Houston, we have a problem. Who forgot to pack the flag?"
InsideOutMan:
"Talk about bad timing. All of a sudden I got a maad craving for chicken kiev."