ScutFarkas:
"Kindly be advised that I am not attuned to what it is to which you are referring, Willis."
Generik:
Medieval Earring Ken wonders, "Forsooth! What sayest thou, Sir Willis?"
DavidVader:
"Oy! Howd it roight thah ow way'll poomp you so full of Pop-Tahts you'll exploode!" (Bugsy Hood: tonight on Distorted Reality Theatre.)
KinkyWinky:
Is this the episode where Fonzie gets raped and left for dead?
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Stand Up Serial Killer Comedian... "Say, aren't you that piece of rope I just threw out? Rope says 'fraid not!' Laugh or I'll eat your spleens!"
Milleni_Amon:
New to Fox this fall: "Coast Guard!" Starring Robert Englund, Charlie Sheen and Carrot Top.
Generik:
On tonight's Igneous Geometries of Insignificance, Frank discovers that if he swings his arms in a circular motion, eventually he gets tired.
Occupant:
Welcome back to "The Teeth." I'm Canada's OTHER mediocre actor.
Occupant:
Thicke Headroom? Where's that remote?
Blootverst:
o/~...come and knock on our door... we've been sliding for you ...o/~
Generik:
The dead President vs. the defunct Messenger of the Gods in a cage match like you've never seen! Only on TNT!!!
Vendebar:
"All of this hardware and backup just for a 'Brady Bunch' reunion?!"
UnReality:
"I am become Rue McClanahan, destroyer of worlds."
UnReality:
On the one hand, I hate the shoddy production values. On the other, I'm glad I can't see the show... It's a conundrum.
YingYang:
Joyce Brothers, Warrior Princess.
L182:
Insert coyote; prepare for "Boom."
Xigeous:
Next on Flipper Galactica...
TGoodchild:
Why, look! It's the slender thread by which the show's plot is hanging!