Artanas:
This week on The Torpranos... "Tor, what's wrong wit you? Speak to your co'sin" "Tor feel abandonment issue, feel inside, empty."
Agent_Moldy:
Madge puts a banana in Phil's lunch -- and Phil HATES bananas! It's hilarity & hijinx, next time, on "Phil Collins: Office Temp."
HanoverF:
Luckily for you folks at home, even with his Pyramid of Power hat, French Stewart is confined inside your television.
HenryBemis:
"Will the love of a good woman set Caligula straight? And what will the horse have to say about it? Tune in next Xena."
AeonFlux:
Urinary Infection: The Series just wasn't a good idea. With or without George Wendt as the magical Jimmy Catheter.
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Easily Distracted Man. "German Dungeon Porn? Well it sure as hell ain't mi... Ooooh, strudel..."
CROW1:
"Done watching the paint dry? Tune in to C-Span for exciting House Debates on I-322!" "Can you Smeeelll What Orrin Hatch is Cookin'?"
Generik:
He's an acolyte from a 15th century cathedral, she's an alien from the planet Altair IV... together, they're cops! This fall, only on Fox!
deadparrot:
O"What? Gilligan's a Sith Lord? What?"
AeonFlux:
George Lucas presents "The Young Liberace Chronicles"
YingYang:
"It was all a nightmare!! Magic Johnson doesn't have a new talk show... It's okay... It's okay.."
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"Hi, I'm Edward Furlong. Welcome to another wacky episode of "What's Cory Feldman Been Laying In Now?"..."
ScutFarkas:
We now return to our regular program, "The Boy With the Foam-Rubber Legs," already in progress...
shatteredinapeartree:
...and now, back to "Silly Japanese Transformer Shadow Puppet Theater."
AeonFlux:
A series, I might add, that was way ahead of its time. Robert Guillaume as a bottle of moisturizer? Brilliant! Too bad CBS decided to cancel it.
HRPuffenstuff:
"Hello. I'm Walter Koenig, reporting for Action 12 News. That's right. Walter Koenig. The guy who played Chekov. And the guy on that other show. Work's work!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Not to spoil the surprise but the shadowy figure on the X-Files is Pauly Shore!
UnReindeerality:
"And therefore, logically, we must deduce that I was indeed speaking solely of Shaft. I presume you can dig it?"