Vicious:
"Oh, you want to learn how to defend yourself against pointed sticks, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you?"
SpinyNorman:
Number one: The Larch.
Vicious:
"Would you like to hear my theory about Brontosauruses, Captain?"
Vicious:
"So, you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions! Well, we shall see!"
quickdraw:
"But, if they took the bones out, it wouldn't be cruchy, would it?"
Vicious:
quickdraw:
"So... If she weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood...?"
Buffoon:
"Ohhh... Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!"
Vicious:
This is Uncle Ted under the house!
Vicious:
Even after 20 years, people still wanted to ask Arthur Jackson about his two sheds!
UnReality:
"...and the aptly-named Sir Not Appearing in this Screengrab..."
Wirebrain:
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Dairai:
"You don't become immortal just because some watery tart throws a sword at you...!"
Vicious:
Note the huge breasted immortal in the background!
amycamus:
"Shut that bloody bazouki off!"
Dairai:
"You silly git! You got us all worked up over a rabbit!!"
Vicious:
The lady lies with her left leg planted firmly on the ground, and her right hand waiting. The gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and...
MadPants37:
Graham Chapman waits patiently outside the batting cage.