UnReality:
"If I could walk like that I wouldn't need aftershave!"
trick_or_anime:
o/~ When the Blair Witch raised her ugly head, Heather turned her tail and fled, brave brave brave brave that's Heather... o/~
UnReality:
"Well, there goes another unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman."
VladVicious:
"You're a weenie, Arthur Pewty!"
UnDeadality:
"I see you have Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying. My favorite book."
UnDeadality:
Yazzin:
"...and that, Hercules, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
Yazzin:
"It's only a model." "Shh!"
MatrixOrTreats:
Machine that goes PING! Check.
Gen_Scareik:
Richard Attenborough stars as the librarian who says "Ni!"
Revive:
*sigh* Well, he WAS a lumberjack, and he WAS okay...
Lanzman:
"Dinsdale?"
UnDeadality:
"Do ya see? Definitive proof! Uncle Ted... at the back of the house!"
Vicious:
A dolphin once bit my sister!
Xigeous:
Bring me... a shrubbery!
Vicious:
"I'm not a Roman, Mom, and I never WILL be! I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hooknose, I'm kosher, mom, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian and proud of it!!!"
NurseNoir:
o/^ "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me... " o/^
TGoodchild:
"Don't go, Captain. They said they would fart in your general direction - it could be dangerous."