amycamus:
"Well, as Oscar Wilde once said, each man kills the thing he loves. Sorry."
ZadetheElf:
Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty damn terrified of Virginia Woolf.
UnReindeerality:
"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the -- man, check out the cassabas on Juliet!"
YibbleGuy:
"The Britannica entry on me is short and to the point: 'Everything he wrote after The Naked and The Dead sucked.'"
UnReindeerality:
"Siegfried Sassoon, Vidal Sassoon... war poems, hair care -- what, really, is the difference?"
UnReality:
"I hope Yorick won't mind, but I hate to seem all flatchested for the big school dance.
YibbleGuy:
"I've got a great story idea: 'The Celebrated Jumping Klingon of Calaveras County'!"
quamp:
"Nature and nature's light were hidden by night/Then God said "Let Newton be!" and then there was light." - Pope.
Unfamous:
Wrestling with Godot.
UnReality:
"'Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage! Rage against the dying of the -- '" "Wanna make out?" "'kay."
GersonK:
William F. Buckley is Bertrand Russell in The Biggest Word in The Whole Damn World.
Geier:
Oh, no. Hamlet's sold out.
TEvilchild:
"Part of our week-long presentation of 'Shakespeare in the Computer Cluster', only on YSMT...
Saltydog:
"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. And he always had a boner."