MirandaRamsey:
"...and what Tolstoy was trying to suggest in this chapter..."
CROW1:
Old Man and the Placid Lake... seemed like a good idea at the time...
Generik:
Welcome to the Aldous Huxley Channel... where THESE are the Doors of Perception. Stay tuned for A Brave New World, followed by local news.
UnReality:
"Tonight, the Aldous Huxley Channel presents -- 'Soma Like It Hot' starring Vanessa Redgrave and Pauly Shore."
UnReality:
"So anyway, what this guy Burrowes suggests is, the word is a virus, infecting us and--oh all right, we'll cap 'Not very interesting WITH graphics'! Happy now?"
UncleDes:
WWF PRESENTS!!!!! Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot"
pisstron:
So Mr. Ralph Ellison, tell me where it hurts...
nashtbrutusandshort:
Is there nothing outside the text, or are you just glad to see me? Next time on *The Postmod Squad*.
HenryBemis:
Um...I'm looking for Catullus's Lesbian love poetry. (library pick up lines; have used that one personally.)
amycamus:
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to - hey! Who are YOU?
nashtbrutusandshort:
This is the weirdest version of *The Brothers Karamazov* that I have EVER seen.
SunSinner:
"'Artistic license' indeed... I think your 'Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Hung Like a Horse' is pushing it."
medusaD:
"I must admit, I get most of my evil plans from Stephen King novels!"
Andy1251:
The newly discovered Shakespeare play "We Once Did It On This Chair" wasn't as elegant as his other efforts.
UnReality:
"Gandalf? Gay!"
Geenius:
.oO She's cute... but her allusions to late-medieval Serbo-Croation epics are so hard to keep up with!
Corporal_Clegg:
The little known character from 'Canterbury Tales'- The Desperate Alchoholic and The Chronic Philanderer. Naturally, they're married.
JollyOldSaintVicious:
"Edgar Allen Poe was a pansy! SQUAWWWWWWK!!!"