Laurie2K:
"Officer! Meer-cats have started invading my panty hose and I can't wear them over my head to burglaries now."
away_in_an_animenger:
Before there were umbrellas... we all held our sheep over ourheads.
Gen_Scareik:
They Might Be Brando: Make a Little Teahouse of the August Moon in Your Soul.
UnReality:
"How deep can YOU bury a Shitsu?
AgentQ:
"You got Webster in my Vince Vaughn!" "You got Vince Vaughn in my Webster!" "Hey! What in the hell happened to my Anthony Stewart Head?!"
BuckFifty:
"YES! Maculay Culkin would make the PERFECT spokesperson for our new one day yeast infection cure!"
Saltydog:
Anthony Newley's Dental Hygiene Hour. (We have a WINNER! Mrs. Pearl Smegma correctly identified the X-ray. She wins Richard Boone's ass!)
faerycas:
So, I said, is that *your* llama, or did I have too much jungle juice? ...I guess you had to be there.
Laurie2K:
"Keep away, Saturn. Pianos don't like to be milked by planets."
UnReality:
"Whoa. You ever seen a moose in a tutu before, Earl?" "Just once, but that was in 'Nam."
Generik:
Lara wonders just how easy it's going to be to smuggle the turkey out of the institution... if only she'd killed it first, she thinks. "Gobble!"
quickdraw:
"Who wants to kiss a puppet?"
YingYang:
"Not in front of the cowboy, honey...."
MagentaWoo:
You know, Harry, dames are like mustard, they taste great on a sandwich.
Vicious:
"Run! Bizarro Peter Ustinov is out for blood!"