Saltydog:
"You CAN'T be a Nazi. You're a Rhesus monkey!" "Sieg Heil, und drop der banana!"
amycamus:
Wandering away from his alligator farm tour group, Jimi Hendrix suddenly finds himself lost in the Everglades.
UnReality:
"This, sir, is feces. Hardened, bronzed, molded into the likeness of Golda Meier... I don't know why I'm telling you this, but there you have it."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Now you must do battle with Fifi, the ghostly giant poodle."
Artanas:
Curses! It's that Max Von Sydow and his magic craftmatic adjustable flying rug!
Artanas:
"The catfish nibbling at my crotch is only a hallucination, you got that?"
keogh:
"Sam? What're you doing?" "Checking you for mites." "I don't have mites, jackass." "Putting. I meant putting mites on you. I should have said."
ArtMystery:
"Me. I'm the very model of a tinfoil Royal Canadian Mountie major-general. Me. Right here."
robofreak:
"..and your telling me that this candle will ward off the evil spirit of Adam West?"
Kobra_Kai:
"Father, you have disheartened me for the last time! Now feel the wrath of asthmatic monkey kung-fu!"
supermansdead:
As you can see, Denis Leary is NEVER too busy to check your throat, even in the woods.
Generik:
"Comfortable enough down there, Mr. Villechaize? Should I fluf my skirt out a little more?" "Mmm-ff mmmm mm-fff!!" "Okay."
DanZero:
"Would the gentleman who controls the underwear please relinquish the attack?"
24601:
Hey! Whose the hand puppet here? 'You are grampa, you are.' Damn RIGHT I am!
Artanas:
"Dingos! Dingos got me! Damn you Dabney Coleman, damn you all to hell!"
DrMarcus:
Whatever it is, the robotic ducks are fascinated by it.
Tunk:
"It wouldn't have been so bad, but every time I go out the Steele Rod picks up Techno Bluegrass. You can only hear the 'Wreck of the 46' Remix so many times."
ArtanezerScrooganas:
With ninja-like agility, Mitch Pileggi headbutts earth out of rotation. It's in the Bible you see.