BuckFifty:
Meanwhile at the "Hokey Pokey" Research and Development Lab not far away...
GersonK:
"So, you see the high energy superstrings twist to form a..." "You're not a physicist, you're a Corey!" "Damn, found out again."
The_EnigMummy:
Visit Mercury: The place that never sleeps. Or never eats. Or breathes. Because there's no life. Ah, screw it.
RathUlfr:
Stop, or we'll shoot you with incoherent, scattered photons!
Geier:
("Hmmm, suddenly the Schwartzild radius has a refreshing mint flavor...!")
nashtbrutusandshort:
History was much less impressed with Leonardo da Vinci's thoroughly impractical design for a waffle iron.
MadSigntist:
"Lady, I've seen some pretty huge hemorrhoids in my day, but I've NEVER seen one with an orbiting debris belt...."
cappin_marvel:
Little Johnny Savage destroys the puppet people that Uncle Daddy Scientist worked so hard to clone! Bad boy, Little Johnny!!!
GersonK:
And sometimes a 500 mile long cigar is just a 500 mile long cigar. In most cases though, it's fiery death from above.
TGoodchild:
"Hi folks, Wormy the wormhole here. Try to ignore the obvious anal-vaginal imagery, I'm a nice guy once you get to know me."
UnReality:
"Does it hurt when I touch you here...on your gunshot wound...with these rusty knitting needles...that I covered in salt?"
UnRealityx:
Einstein busted for carrying the theory of relativity across state lines.
BuckFifty:
"Dude you sure spreading chum around is gonna get us some Mermaids?" "Hell yeah! Look, there's a dorsal fin of one now!" "Um, dorsal fin?" *CHOMP* AHHHHH...
RoninM:
~o/ Action Einstein, he can do whatever a superhero can! Action Einstein, he'll E=mc^2 your ass... \o~
bugwber:
"Who was that masked botanist?"
TGoodchild:
"Today's report: Amphetamine use in High School: Why Johnny Can't Blink."