Angel_Noir:
"I'm being stalked by the periodic table of elements? Surely you-Yipes!"
Artanas:
"Dad? The fungus is back..."
AeonFlux:
"Hi, folks. The Sun here. You know, big shiny round thing in the sky? Fire of Ishtar? Right, well, just sayin' hi."
Geier:
"But... are you SURE attaching electrodes between his genitals and my nipples will help...?" "I dunno, but it's one of the few things covered by your insurance."
Klatuu:
World's Worst Paleontologist. "Wow! Look at the size of this dinosaur footprint!"
Artanas:
o'/.... radation! I'm gonna live for seconds! Remember my stain!...'
UnReality:
"Okay, how 'bout first we have YOUR testicles removed, then see if you still think it's such a hot idea."
empressv:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, but the test results don't lie. You've been inflicted with terminal Patrick Duffy-itis."
Corporal_Clegg:
"It's not really the future, we just like to pretend."
GiantMonkey:
"Now, normally the baby comes out of the... AH!"
Xtree:
Astronomy's rarest occurrance: Hayley Mills causes a full ecllipse.
AeonFlux:
"Prostate? That's in France, ain't it?"
UnReality:
"Damn those obnoxious photons. Damn them to hell!"
Zonk:
"The doctor says I have to wear this or my cranium will implode."
UnReindeerality:
The CAT scan that launched a thousand ships.
UnReality:
Sonagramalamadingdog
quickdraw:
No one was more suprised than Ken when his campfire actually achieved nuclear fusion. Too much dry grass, I suppose...
EBrown:
My God... he's made entirely of LOOFA!