UnReality:
God's commute to work was always a bitch, but if Mohammed won't come to the A-train then the A-train's gotta come to Mohammed.
ArtemusCloudFrog:
You fool! You've opened the Crayons of Cthulhu!
VladtheImpaler:
"Well, enough talking with the dead... who wants pie?"
schroyboy:
Forgive me Father,for I have schwinged.
AeonFlux:
"Well normally we save this one for Elijah, but frankly you've got a nicer rack."
Tacoriffic:
"Welcome to Heaven." "This is Heaven?" "Budget cuts."
E_the_E:
"Anybody call for a druid?"
UnReality:
"No way is your nipple the second coming of Jesus, dude!" "Heathen!"
Coakley:
I Know What You Did Last Passover.
screaming_fist:
"You must go quietly to the bunker, because Satan's minions aren't nice to little girls."
UnReindeerality:
"Who wants to be a handmaid to Belzeebub?" "I do! I do!"
MadSigntist:
"This is the Porta-Potty of GOD!" "Yea, verily Lord, yet someone hath absconded with the living chamber pot itself!" "DAMN, that Lucifer. Got any paper?"
UnReality:
"You're almost a woman now. It's time you learned about--" "Ritualistic sacrifices to the deranged monkey god?" "Well, more feminine hygiene but yes, that too."
PaganFlux:
"Either it's the rapture...or I put tinfoil in the microwave again."
PaganFlux:
"You don't get it. I saw God!" "What was he wearing?" "White chiffon. And that's the funny thing 'cause it's after Labor Day."
AgentQ:
"Dammit, Ernest, can you keep your shamanistic ritual calling of the dead down? I'm trying to watch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? B! Pick B! Use a lifeline!"
BlakHat1:
"This is the church, this is the steeple, this is the bloody altar of Ba'al..."
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Oh, my God. I just realized I've been saying the rosary for the past three days in front of a Tiffany window." "Um."