UnReality:
Lounge act of the gods (that Zeus is one hep swingin' cat!)
Geier:
God decides which of us pathetic, sinful little cappers to smite next. "Hmmm, maybe that annoying Geier guy. I HATE his self-referential caps..."
Tunk:
Second only to Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts, in humility is Sammy, the god of Man-ass.
Generik:
"I'm Jimmy, the god of Crossing Your Eyes and Making It Stick, and I've got a Man-ass smell that would knock over a regiment. Thank you, I'll be here all week."
Artanas:
Drive By Crucifixions? Jerusalem's gone to shit I tells ya.
AeonFlux:
"Hank, I'm not sure we've really got the hang of this here home crucifixion kit. I mean 'nine inch SNAILS'?"
UnReality:
"We now return to 'The Pontiff Always Rings Twice,' your weekend movie..."
Geier:
Oh, I dunno. A few throw pillows, lighten up a bit on the whole crucifixion motiff, and it might actually be homey.
Tunk:
Stone Bhudda, Tom the Patio Chair Hating Psycho and Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts haunt Tunk's feverish dreams. "YOU SUCK!"
Tunk:
Herc and Pixey Girl exchange greetings while Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts, cowers and hopes no one gets the urge to kick something.
Tunk:
Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts, Herc and Leprechuean Girl converse on matters related to the global economy.
Tunk:
Due to an amasing medical breakthrough (AKA the Cup), Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts could lead a normal life.
Tunk:
Pixey Girl, Herc and Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts continued the "Safety Dance" whilst the crippled frog stalked them from afar.
Tunk:
Timmy, the god of Unpleasant Groin Impacts is severly injured when Herc trys to stop a run away cart with brittle chicken bone.
UncleDes:
"Jeez, Rabbi, yer not gonna REALLY use yer teeth are you?"
Kif:
"And then we dunk the Oreo in the milk, just like we bathe the flesh of the unclean in the blood of the virgins." "Oh Tommy, you are mama's special boy!"
UnReality:
"Look, I don't care if he told you his name was Bob. A pale horse is a bloody pale horse!"
Generik:
"Yeah, right after we got the cat door installed, we decided to get a Tiny Little Jesus door put in the side of the garage..."