UnReality:
The Who Cares Which Project
animebabe:
We now return to "Stop or My Crotch Will Shoot!" already in progress.
Xigeous:
"I've been feeling the force for decades now. But did *I* get a big part in Star Wars? Noooooooo!
Geier:
We now switch to "Hellraiser 17: Because We Can", already in progress.
SunSinner:
"Scary movies? Well, one time it took the scab a whole two weeks to fall off and... Hello?"
Zonk:
The international sign for "your acting is bad enough to choke a llama."
saint_marie:
o/` "...He was the sweet-talkin' son of a sequel man! ...Yes he was... he was... Oooooh, yes he was!" o/`
Tin_God:
Euro-Predator!
Cupid_arkham:
These are the people that will be eaten in the sequel.
screaming_fist:
Das Funky Boat
Oper8er:
The story you have just seen is true. Only the quality was omitted to preserve the mediocrity.
TravisBickle:
The embarassing thing is that John Rhys-Davies was wearing the grail on his head all along.
drhidaka:
Emma Thompson IS Princess Leia IN Kenneth Branagh's "Returneth of the JEDI."
Imp_Mayhem:
Adolf Hitler, auditioning for 'Rain Man.'
UnRealityk:
"Harrison Ford should've left you in the desert."
Geier:
NOBODY does a "sniff my finger" scene like Pleasance!
Steelhawk:
"Hey, aren't you the guy from Dune?" "Yeah, aren't you the guy who got my sandwiches on the set?" "I still am."
BuckFifty:
Once the calls from the Disney animators stopped coming, Ferdinand, the Friendly Bull, took up a life of stripping for hay.