YibbleGuy:
Hollywood had to cancel the "Everybody Casually Touch Rita Wilson" parties after Tom Hanks got jealous.
YibbleGuy:
"Every movie I've ever worked on, someone has come up to me and said, 'Well, if it isn't the great Dane.' Makes me want to cry."
away_in_an_animenger:
o/~ Spaderman, Spaderman, doing the things only James Spader can... o/~
YibbleGuy:
"The Alien Who Stuck His Hand Up A Dead Shark's Ass." A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.
UnReindeerality:
"Say what you will about Godzilla, he's got great abs."
UnReindeerality:
"In the fall of 1998, two robots and a temp worker disappeared in the Connecticut woods. A year later, their last movie was found."
Vaelyndeer:
Stephen King's 'Sometimes They Come Back... For Courteous Service and Low Low Prices!!"
quickdraw:
And now back to Ray Liota in "Who The Hell Didn't Pay The Light Bill?"
UnReindeerality:
Personally, I'm waiting for the movie. I hear Christopher Walken's playing the clogged drain.
Generik:
After mishearing the phrase "Get medieval on his ass," Willem Dafoe gets "Middle Eastern on his ass."
OrtegaSE:
"Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the Reading Rainbow Matrix is..."
Psycho_Jungle_Cat:
SciFi quickly cashes in on the "6th Sense" craze with pridictibly disappointing results: "I see unconcious people!"
Zonk:
"Cut!! Cave people, take five... Somebody get the set painter and make that monolith BLACK like it's supposed to be..."
amycamus:
Wes Craven's "Mr. Bubble"
Generik:
White Trash Theater presents a special showing of the classic "One Bride for One Brother."
Geier:
NOBODY does a "sniff my finger" scene like Pleasance!
Steelhawk:
"Hey, aren't you the guy from Dune?" "Yeah, aren't you the guy who got my sandwiches on the set?" "I still am."
BuckFifty:
Once the calls from the Disney animators stopped coming, Ferdinand, the Friendly Bull, took up a life of stripping for hay.