deadwait:
Only a few brave souls were able to tear themselves away from C-SPAN 2's Booknotes.
rickubis:
I love Jawas!
MSTie:
Actually, in the 1970s, everything really was brown.
d_cat_chopra:
Luna Lovegood was kinda crazy for bike tires.
d_cat_chopra:
Geeze! It sucks to be a guy these days, you know?
MSTie:
I always czech my mirrors before backing the car out of the garage.
YibbleGuy:
Clever of Osama bin Laden--all these years, he's been hiding in a Georges Seurat painting.
YibbleGuy:
Stately Open-Boxes-Of-Chinese-Takeout Palace.
McFrenzy:
On the brightside, it's a bear market.
deadwait:
The brain says Nooo but the Whiskey says Aww Hell Yeah!
rickubis:
No, no, no. We need boxers to help wrap the christmas gifts. Send these guys home.
Gamecreature:
Another happy customer for the Ernest Hemingway dating service.
McFrenzy:
Maybe if I enlarge the canyon and call it grand, more tourists will show up.
SansSerif:
Saddam's unseated statue now resides as a lightning rod on the Coast Guard ship USS Woody Allen
Forkboy:
"Are you lookin' at me bum? Cheeky Monkey!"
GersonK:
"Badges? Sure, I could use a few."
deadwait:
"Let's see I get two more wishes? I'll take a house made out of tater salad and a pool full of Jack Daniels"
kobe:
Dear Santa, you lying piece of sh*t, you piece of crap. All I got was a piece of friggin' coal for Christmas, what the h*ll! Love, Billy P.S. lose some weight.