Tommys_Dad:
In space, no one can hear you fart.
Enapov:
DMV's of the 50's
Tommys_Dad:
"Buffoon's ex-wife's heart? Where?"
SansSerif:
Who's got the lighter?
SansSerif:
Let's go, officer. I just got a call about some kid who masturbated himself to death in the old Wilson house.
SansSerif:
Uncle Todd was always saying, "If I'm going to be eaten by zombies, I'm going down with a smile."
ROBOTCROWT:
Professor Fate intros his latest invention - - The Great Leslie-nator.
SansSerif:
"Hold on honey, I'm about to raid this..." *LEROOOOOY JENKIIIINS* "Aw shit Leroy!"
d_cat_chopra:
Careful where you point those, Jane! they might go off!
cambria36:
I think glasses may improve Rick's ability to bat.
deadwait:
As Robert groped the toy soldier,Mary knew it was back to match.com.
deadwait:
"Hey relax Bob... You know if you were dying, there'd be some kinda sign!"
Gamecreature:
"You must choose... but choose wisely."
Gamecreature:
"Better get that horse's carborator checked - it's burning oil!"
SansSerif:
This is not time for ironing, Bob! We're splitting the atom here!
River_Blue:
The horror of Albert's nudie self-photo tie freezes Margaret in position.
Larry:
Not all the Von Trapp's made it across the border. Some stayed behind and started their own Chuck E. Cheese franchise.
cambria36:
See? Didn't I warn you that you wouldn't like the taste of crickets?