Racerex:
"Hey, are you urinating on my books?" // "Whatever gives you that idea.....Oooohhhh!"
144b:
Aye, that be Prudence, my darghter of 12 summers. Are ye looking to marry her, squire?
Nocturnal Walker:
The Do's and Do Not's Of Silk Bondage
Nocturnal Walker:
Officer Dork addresses the Police Academy for the first and last time.
Nocturnal Walker:
HITLER'S DEATH CAR!
Nocturnal Walker:
Screenshot from the upcoming Grand Theft Auto: Branson
Kota:
Sometimes you have to swerve over a lane or two to hit the sneaky ones.
Kota:
This title of THIS one is: "Bambi comes out of the forest one last time"
Kota:
Oh THAT!!! The blue dots represent people I've "doored" with the car, the red ones are animals I've hit, and the green ones are babes I've "banged" in the back seat.
Kota:
Much confusion was created when vandals put "Left Turn Only" signs up at all four corners surrounding the 7-11
Kota:
Say what you WANT about how great you are at football; but I looked up "dumb-jock" in the dictionary, and YOUR picture was there!
Kota:
As the "K" wears off, she begins remembering all the things she did at the party.....
Kota:
Annual number of deaths from "getting beat to death for wearing dorky ties - <countless>"
guido:
"I am smiling."
guido:
Bob really liked the concept of bumper stickers, but he always felt a door sticker was always more appropriate.
guido:
"A woman's place is in the ...HEY!"
guido:
The most people ever fooled by the line "Hey! What's that over there?"
guido:
The true story of Osama Bin Laden.