TGoodchild:
If he's an immortal warrior, why does he have to drive a Trabant?
Greidanus:
Do you have trouble watching TV, it may be just all the Sci Fi, flip the station!
E_the_E:
Ever had a sandwich take a bite out of you?
tadpole:
This is your toilet; this is your toilet on drugs.. any questions?
TGoodchild:
"Yep, we're branding the herd today... we got 300 head of burgers to mark."
Greidanus:
James Bond spots me flahing my yummies behind camera...
tadpole:
I tried wearing candles for earrings once, couldn't mix worth a damn with all that wax in my ears...
tadpole:
There can be only one...token black character in this show.
cyoungdahl:
Snake eyes!! Ha ha! Pay up, copper!
SpiffyGuy:
Having toilets in the middle of the sidewalks just never caught on like the Brits had hoped it would.
GersonK:
www.whatsallthisthen.co.uk
E_the_E:
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...
blix66:
Cheech and Chong just arrived
Annakie7:
"Whoa, what...hey, somebody left their PleasureBot 2000 in my closet!"
GersonK:
36DD wpm
Bella_Machina:
Work that tightwire baby! Work it! Make LOVE to the tightwire!
MirandaRamsey:
The theory of boinkativity.
JMShearer:
"Hi, I'm a complete putz that has no idea whatsoever as to what I'm talking about. Please buy my product or service. Thank you."