CDH:
After seeing this movie I cut my arm off to see if there were really people inside my body. Darn you Chris Rock
deadparrot:
Death by hickeys. Traci Lords was here.
SiobhanX38:
But isn't it Wednesday morning?
SiobhanX38:
Watch as Jim hands over his brand new car to Dean for a pack of cigarettes. See? Dean's no money system really works!
SiobhanX38:
And for just $59.95, you receive everything you can clearly see on the screen!
SirSlush2:
Star Wars Episode II: The Infomercial Strikes Back
SirSlush2:
"Cannibalism. It's not just for the Gilligan Island natives anymore."
SirSlush2:
"I AM THE GATEKEEPER! I WILL BRING FORTH THE RETURN OF GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR! YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!"
SirSlush2:
Ray Combs of Family Feud fame?
SirSlush2:
"Calling this number really helped me control my pedophile urges . . . for a day or two! Ho ho, but I kid."
SirSlush2:
We're aware that our product inflicts consumers with a deadly virus. So read carefully, this is the cure..
Landosystm:
Let's check back with Dr Olsen... "C.... c... cl... cleav.. cleavage.. "
Landosystm:
I couldn't help but notice how great your cleavage.. i mean your curtains look
Landosystm:
.. can be yours! if the price is right!
tadpole:
This scene smacks of Top Secret and the porcelin Nazi...
TGoodchild:
"Dammit, honey, I told you we shouldn't have opened a tavern in the holy land! Damned Turks and Crusaders, fightin' all day and night!"
Greidanus:
Sword weilding guys and a tux, not a good combo...
tadpole:
Duncan is so lazy; he always forgets to scoop up his dog's doo doo, so this is how he gets across his backyard...