JediClone:
"Prince Of Space loves you!" "Thanks,but I'm not ready for a sexual relat-" "But Prince Of Space has neeeds baby!""I dunno...""Give Prince Of Space some sugar!"
E_B_A:
Of course, a little neon and some sparkles will spruce up any iron maiden, to the point that your persecuted infidels will be clamoring to have a turn.
HanoverF:
"Come with me, if you want to Li- *Cough* *Hack* *Choke* *Gasp* Help me!"
Tumbler:
"I thought YOU were a guy." - "Damn ... me too."
Tumbler:
Jet Jaguar meets his arch-nemisis ... Tar Baby.
JediClone:
"What do you mean you don't like the Orion negligee? I bought it to please you Kirk! AND the tribble-skin gloves! It was all for you Jimmy, it was all for you!"
MrTim:
What, is she hoping to hitch a ride from a passing Nazgul?!?
Tumbler:
"Shit ... $39.95 and the damn thing won't inflate correctly .... the sick bastards."
Hippie:
"Don't start on me. I'm rusting prematurely, yeah, and I'm a little fuckin' sensitive about it."
E_B_A:
"INTRUDER!" "But- but- I'm just lookin' fer Bebe's kids..."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"It's a God damn rock, a'right?! Read about it in my new book, "It's A Goddam Rock". $39.95, Viking Press.
Cerg:
Both desperately wanted the hand, but neither would admit what they actually wanted it for...
Tumbler:
"LaFong !! .. big 'L' .. small 'a' .. big 'F' .. small 'o' .. small 'n' .. small 'g' .. LaFong ... Carl LaFong."
Tumbler:
Every once in awhile .. there's a bad box of oatmeal.
Tumbler:
.. and yet .. he completely misses the most pert part of the commercial ... Jesus.
Tumbler:
An original gangsta'.
Tumbler:
"No Huck ... this is my homeland .. if the steamboat spots us .. you'll be the slave." -- "Hey .. you're f**king with Mark Twain, Jim."
Cerg:
"Well this certainly isn't the St. Lawrence Seaway. Give me that damn map!"