Tumbler:
"Gee Boss, we're all glad we chipped in for McHale's Navy on this here PPV." -- "Uhh yeah, sure ... soooo .. see you all next Friday?"
Tumbler:
"Wow .. a '57 Dodge .. I love these !!" -- <click> -- "Shit .. just a trick of light and shadows." -- <click> ---"Wow .. a '57 Dodge .. I love these !!"
Occupant:
No one will be seated during the shocking "spent Kleenex" scene!
Tumbler:
"It's a Faberge bidet." --- "Wunderbar!! It's well worth whatever it cost ... who's first?"
Tumbler:
"No Susan .. Mr. Phipps is dead .. no, REALLY dead .. I mean the guys from the morgue put a lampshade on him .. yeah .. that kind of dead ... so .. lunch?"
HanoverF:
What does Bigfoot and Deliverance have in common? Your about to find out in "Harry Makes the Hendersons Squeal Like Ned Beatty" Only on Your Shittin' Me Theater
vendo:
"I .. I .. I just sawed a ghost, Banky!"
Tumbler:
Either the 3rd, the 4th or the 5th Dr. Who AND his adorable assistant ... fight the Master across time and space.
HanoverF:
From the people who brought you Dog in a Ditch, comes Cat in a Crate!
Tumbler:
It was a world just like Earth .. however on this world, everyone rode lawn tractors ...
Tumbler:
The intergalactic cheap date.
JediClone:
"You know what time it is?" <audience joins in for the tenth time tonight> "Time For HOT! FLY! LOVIN'!" <cheers> <buzzing noises>
HanoverF:
.oO(Oh no, should I kill my partner Ken, or let him kill that kid Ken, and what about the mother, Ken?) To be continued in "Fugitive Alien Anime 2"
Hippie:
In the future, the Arby's training program will reach unheard levels of harshness.
E_B_A:
"Into the Death Hamster!" "Uh... that's your ship's name?" "SO!?" *GIGGLE* "Dare you mock the Death Hamster!?"
Sanagi:
'I brake for Gojira'
Hippie:
When I get back to earth I must ask the doctor to delve into the question of why this 100-pound helmet doesn't snap my bitchy little neck.
Meldrick:
"Don't worry, my Fred Flintstone default circuts won't let me harm a human." "So, can I have some Frosted Pebbles?" "EXTERMINATE!"