BuckFifty:
"I wanna still be able to suckle. I want to shoot that Barney bastard dead. I want a 10" Darth Maul figure. SciFi me."
Tumbler:
"Feel the Floss, Luke."
Emerald_Serpent:
"Madge, you've hired Tom Thumb?" "Yes, you've been soaking in him."
Tumbler:
As it turned out... he was a little light in his workboots, also.
Tumbler:
"No no .. just a work related accident... now, where's this furnace that's been acting up?"
medusaD:
"American parts, foreign parts... all made in Taiwan!!"
MirandaRamsey:
"Could you strip?" Off camera: "That's sexual harrassment!" "Nope, it's straight-on repulsive sexism." "Oh. Okay."
Tumbler:
"Yes, he starts quickly, but that's fine, because he finishes in a hurry, too and I love that the most about him."
Agent_Moldy:
Janie, put that thing down!
saraphin:
"So, then I thought of asking for change after I wiped the windshields, and the rest is history!"
Tumbler:
<deep breath> "..and... I know, Basic; Cobol; Fortran; Machine Language; <BLAM BLAM BLAM> ...but... I... never... saw that... coming." <thud>
JediClone:
o/' and Flyyyyyyyeeiiieeeiii will always love yoooouuuu...
Tumbler:
"...and you thought cybersex was weird."
KINGDINOSAUR:
You know you're wealthy, when you awaken to find two butlers and a maid to sponge you off, after that wet dream.
Tumbler:
"I thought you said you didn't have a pot to piss in?" - (Happy Memorial Day, Citizens!)
Tumbler:
<tik tik tik> and I like cartoons and beany babies... signed... 9_year_old_naked_girl
Hippie:
Aaaah! Someone knows about my night with the turtle and the pirate -- BLACKMAIL!
Tumbler:
. o O - Jim doesn't hit on his men friends at home... must be the coffee.