JoeCrow:
$400 for a Tommy Lee blow-up doll and it's not anatomically correct.... friggin' E-Bay
Tumbler:
'The Last Visible Commuter' ...limited showing at the NIMH Theatre in the Round.
Emerald_Serpent:
Obi Wan - helps himself
Tumbler:
"Archie... it's the Jefferson Surprise, you ordered from the caterers." "Oh jeez Edith... must you remember everything I say?"
Tumbler:
"You smell pate?" "Yes... and some schnauser." "Good... I was worried for awhile."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Just hypothetically speaking, what is the penance for committing sodomy on a sleeping Brother?"
Emerald_Serpent:
"Yeah, I do pottery but only during the months when the seas run high and nobody visits - and of course, on Wednesdays."
Tumbler:
WHOA... Psychic Central has improved the wallpaper.
Artanas:
If the truth involves her franticaly gumming a vienna sausage, then tell me lies, sweet little lies...
Tumbler:
Oh, this must be an ad for the Japanimation that comes on next "Sailor Moon, I've brought fudge... and push tacks."
CMRCOL:
Star Wars rules man no more Lucas jokes man! (seriously)
Emerald_Serpent:
He's not 'Feeling the Force', merely something right near it. - [seriously]
Emerald_Serpent:
Normally, there'd be all that stuff about this galaxy being far, far away, but this galaxy is too far away for that paragraph to have reached it yet.
Tumbler:
"I'm here to shave you. Lift the gown party boy."
Tumbler:
"No, we have a GREAT marriage... I... I love him... you've just never understood him... I mean... he loves pigeons for God's sakes... don't any of you GET it?"
Scouty:
"Hi. Virgin Mary here. Water your plants and don't masturbate. Thank you."
Emerald_Serpent:
"I've had me first hit, of uhhhh, of somethin'."
Tumbler:
"Damn... tell the Madam I specifically said... no more southpaws... kapish?" "We use a mirror?" "Oh jeez."