Tumbler:
"No man... the Tod's not dead... I live in upstate Michigan... the bowhuntin's GREAT... just last week I bagged a park ranger... he was only a 4 pointer, though."
Angel_Noir:
MTV's "The Real Immortal World". "Are you using my sword?" "Yeah. You don't mind, do you?" "No...that's fine." <Aside> "I was pissed! How could he?"
Angel_Noir:
Abe and Mary go shopping for slaves, on the next "Poorly Researched Theater."
tiggernpooh:
As he watches over another long arduous rehearsal, she wonders, what sort of man devotes his life to training dancing pickle...
Fee:
Meanwhile, at the phallus...
JoeCrow:
and that was the day Levis invented the 501 jeans
Tumbler:
'Albert Salmi, Frontier Furniture.' - Buddy Ebsen: "Hey Al... you make a better door than a window." - Al: "Correct-O-Mundo."
Jazzsoda:
"Getting Medieval on our asses? Alright then sir, we would then be forced, to get Wild West on your ass. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is."
Tumbler:
Buddy Ebsen, sheepskin condom drummer.
JoeCrow:
fuckin' rednecks
JoeCrow:
Froggy, M.D.
Hippie:
Is he still making voodoo dolls of the staff? *Still bleeding from the anus, Rocky? *Savagely, sir. *I guess that means yes.
Jazzsoda:
"We've decanted Occupant and have his essence available for sale in a handy squeeze bottle. The first fifty callers get a free sample of Artusal as well!"
Tumbler:
They'd live to regret the day, they took his Red Ryder away... oh yes they would...
geebee:
Have you seen my marbles Danny? I can't seem to find my marbles.
Tumbler:
"My God! ...look at that... Helen get in here! ...Hurry! .. my soldier's at attention."
Tumbler:
"Leave the bottle... that little whiny bitch JR... is home from school for the summer."
ZadetheElf:
Filmed in glorious, Prissy Bitch Vision!