Tumbler:
<Next on 'In Search of History'... Empress Bandaras... Tut's grieving widow... or his conniving killer.>
TravisBickle:
"I have crossed... oceans of time to find you." "Awww, Garreee, dats zo zweeet..." "EEEK!" - When Draculas Meet, on the next YSMT.
Tumbler:
"But Doctor..." "Sorry, Johann... you'll have to wear the big sunflower patch whenever you are in public." "But I thought my appendix..." "Shine on."
Angel_Noir:
Duncan suspected bad news, when the nurse asked for a moment of silence before revealing his sperm count.
Hippie:
When it is revealed that Billy Ray Cyrus is an immortal ... lines form around the block to chop his head off.
Tumbler:
"This gnome is faulty... I want my teletubbies back... what do you mean they're soiled?"
Artanas:
"Are you going to eat all that hand?"
Tumbler:
"Harry... you can stop shaving him now... we're about to close."
SunSinner:
"Elven magic? You betcha! It's not all about men in embarrassingly short shorts... although that does come into play."
Angel_Noir:
Ah, very Zen. Try this one: What's the sound of one amplecheek clapping?
JediClone:
Fruit Of The Loom: The Anime: "Apple! You have disgraced my family! YOU DIE NOW!" "Lettuce, you are a fool... and a coward!YOU DIE NOW!" <cruddy slowmotion fight>
Tumbler:
<Julia Child serving tip #12> "When stuffing fowl with cauliflower, be sure to sew it's ass up."
Tumbler:
"Look, we LIKE this planet..." <LA LA LA LA LA LA LA>
HRPuffenstuff:
"May my midget have a sip?"
Tumbler:
Frank was not satisfied with holding up an 'I installed my own faucet' sign... he thought maybe... 'I nailed my Moen' said it better.
Tumbler:
"You're right, Herb... it IS triangular shaped... and... thankfully, it's not square... because the balls are... round... Herb, you're a genius!!!"
TravisBickle:
Neither of them wanted to admit it, but both of them were thinking about the many great uses for the buggy whip.
Tumbler:
"Well, Watson... I'm going to claim it was my drug addiction... you?" "I'm returning to India, Holmes, as soon as I'm sure I'm not preggies."