E_B_A:
"And we worked out that fatal 'Sandwich' feature!"
Artanas:
Wow, arousing *THUD*
Agent_Moldy:
"Honey, next time we stay at Fran's, let's just sleep on the floor, okay?"
Tumbler:
Lady Bird Johnson... in an attempt to balance the scales between men's and women's restrooms, has hired Greece to build the urinals of the future.
Fee:
*sniff* ....o O - I haven't bathed in weeks, I'm hungry, I'm tired... and I'm down to my last white guy!
Tumbler:
"Florey my two fly?" "Yeah... ever hear of her?" "Well... Yugoslavia is a big country." "Uh huh."
keogh:
"I'll make you a deal, Mr. Bond, beat me in three holes of golf, and I'll let you live." "I'm, umm, Walt Patterson." "Oh, so you are .... checkers?"
Tumbler:
"Now remember... if they ask... you're a Methodist... got it?" "Okay... but the underwear is itching like crazy."
Scouty:
"They put a fancy tie on me! I'm going out! he he!" <background> "You put grandpa in the coffin yet?" "Eek"
Artanas:
"Yes madam, allow me to converse with my legal partner for a moment. Thank you.... Mister Foreskin, what would you suggest?"
E_B_A:
Suddenly, CT begins broadcasting secret film of cappers at work!
Fee:
We are the dork. You will be assimilated. Resistance is... OW! Cut it out!
Jazzsoda:
"Martha, I'd like to juice your mangos." "Oh, but Jay.. I don't have any... OOOohh, I get it! You horny old coot!"
Agent_Moldy:
Peter Scolari stars in "Yes, Mr. Hanks, Absolutely Right, Mr. Hanks, Lick Your Boots, Mr. Hanks?"
Scouty:
"Melissa, you're such a charming young lady, refined in every way...you shoot or smoke your heroin?" "Shoot" "As I was saying..."
Jazzsoda:
Bill took his baby narwhal with him wherever he went, and as long as he kept it full of curry powder, nobody complained.
Artanas:
. o O (Pah, these Sears catalogs are getting rather naughty.... no one should notice it's absence...la la la)
Tumbler:
"Remember my old Ford? ...remember blue? ...puppies? ...any weekdays?"