Artanas:
COPS, filmed on location in the damp pants of Sheriff Fred L. Boontz
MirandaRamsey:
The sheriff can't stop caressing his log.
E_B_A:
"Gee Mister. 'Round these parts talkin' on a phone without a cord is a sure sign of allegience to Satan." "It's just a cellular-" "We don't consider that bad."
Agent_Moldy:
"Whatcha drinkin', Art?" "Amplextract. *bellllch* So, side of beef, anyone?"
Tumbler:
"Did Mom die peacefully?" "The M.E. is a jerk." "What?" "You want a coffee or somethin?"
E_B_A:
"No no no... look... the impact has got to be on the top of her head." "What are you two rambling about?" "Nothing, Grandma. Look, she doesn't suspect a thing."
Jazzsoda:
"Hello, I'm here to tell you about the wonders of Krishna." "Have you seen my spicey chicken sandwich?" "Uh, God can-" "Wendy! Fetch my sandwich, bitch!"
keogh:
You know, they say south of the equator, they fuck my screengrabs up counter-clockwise.
Tumbler:
"So... does it feel enlarged to you?" "I don't know... but I'm never borrowing money from you, again."
Dairai:
Logan's Walker
Jazzsoda:
And my teeth have never been whiter! Or more flame retardant!
Artanas:
"I voted Giuliani! Help me!"
Tumbler:
An older James Tiberius Kirk, attempts to 'go home again'.
Tumbler:
"Misterogers... you've been at the plasma again." "Good morning." "We need these supplies for the wounded." "Good morning."
Tumbler:
(GOOD NEWS... Canada called [collect, the cheap bastards]... 3 more coupons and I get a *FREE* liver... should I go with the sheep's OR the houndstooth? )
E_B_A:
The JoeCrow empire grows yet again.
Hippie:
Order a "fuck you" from Hippie and be amazed at the quick response time.
Hippie:
Mary had to stop infiltrating every club disguised as a guy. I mean, half the time it wasn't intentional anyway.