GotMilk:
Allergic refraction??
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"I voted for him." - "I did her."
tadpole:
0/~ First wave, pull and fire...Second wave, aim it higher...Skeet-Surfin!!! Whooooo!!~/0 I wish they all could be double barreled girls!!!
JoeAnthrax:
In my days, we had to sweep the floor in our wedding gowns ...AND WE LIKED IT!!!
Torgone:
Maybe I need a few more pink flamingos....
MST_Fan:
Maybe I WANT to be blind!
rhogart:
"Uh, did you know your cat was in the fridge?" "Yeah, I put him there to stop his shedding."
DrLarry:
Everybody Wang-Chung tonight!
GethTumblery:
'Alien Autopsy - the Outtakes' - "<heh heh> Hand me the huge penile implant, Steve." <CUT!!>
GethTumblery:
" ... and as you can see, this is definite proof, that all aliens use Turtle Wax. Next up ... Bigfoot ... Amiga power source ... or myth."
GethTumblery:
"uhhhhh ... You say you want to mutilate a few of my cows? .... what the Hell, Lady ... go ahead."
Shaft:
"Ha ha, it's true, they worship cows... Is that kooky or what? Now, let's ridicule the Mormons..."
DrLarry:
"Now that we've moved to Amityville, all our troubles are over, Billy."
GethTumblery:
Steve, dresses to the left.
GethTumblery:
".. and there they always are ... lined up shoulder to shoulder in the box ... their little heads twisted back upon broken .." "Enough!! ... try some bunny instead.
BuckFifty:
"...and welcome class to the Flesh Gordon school of Special Effects. If you're looking for penile implants 101, that's down the hall." *half of class leaves*
BuckFifty:
"Um, it's f*ckin' soft and fresh man!" "CUT! Next!" (and the search for a new 'Snuggles' Bear continues)
GethTumblery:
"Yep, that's my price for a 1/2 and 1/2 ... and no DAMN hagglin' ... you in or not?"