Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
<Dammit ... which is 'coffee & sugar'? ... DAMN ... no cup.>
THE_END_IS_NIGH:
"Uh, Egon--I don't think he'll fit in the trap."
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"I can be whatever you want." "Can you be an Italian ice?" "Got trouble at home, fella?"
GotMilk:
"Oooh, is that Cap'n Crunch??" ::thinking to herself::: 'Oh NO! A cereal rapist!!'
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"Have you ever heard of 'Money House Blessing Incense Sticks'? - "Whoa ... no more for you you."
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
Australian for ..... ' We've a flat'.
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"WHOA !!! .... uhhhh .. when he comes to, have him use the insulated pliers ... Jesus ... I'll bet that hurt."
GotMilk:
If a cell phone dies on the florist, does it make a sound?
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"Sir, would you like a room?" - "Yes ... on the rocks with a lemon twist .. but the wife wants her's .. neat." - "I see."
GotMilk:
And Scifi said, "Let there be *LIGHT*.... Once per hour, anyway."
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"Why ... you don't look Blueish?"
MadPants37:
In the future, stars will wear bathrobes and just "log-on" to the Oscars.
Orsonwells:
V8 Splash: the sound you hear when someone gets hit with a high-performance vehicle.
DiscoBoy:
Sort of a single-celled Hitler....
JoeAnthrax:
Clint Eastwood *IS* Jesus Christ in "Two Mules for Mary Magdalene" on YSMT...
JoeAnthrax:
Dyslexia is like a storm raging inside you
Barry_YAHOO_Diller:
"YA'LL GETTIN' THE SHAFT, WHETHER YOU KNOW IT ... or ... NOT!!"
GotMilk:
Oh the inanity! "Oh the *Japanity*!" :::sobs uncontrollably:::