medusaD:
"Now performing.....The Old Gray Mare Ain't What She Used To Be!"
JediClone:
Office Politics For Dummies #87: Chivalry Is Dead. Whoo hoo, Hubba hubba!
medusaD:
"Back in my day, we capped the radio!! And we were THANKFUL!!"
JediClone:
Unchangable Movie Rules: Evil Cowboys wear black hats, Evil Industrialists have slicked back hair, Evil Military Officers stand around in shadows all day...
Mr_Grant:
Oh Gd, please don't let him say "c'mon baby deflower me"
Scypha:
"Geez! I KNEW I should not have moved next to Area 51!! Damned UFOs!"
TheConundrum:
"Hey dudes anyone out there, we seem to be out of toiltet paper"
Occupant:
Scientological stooge
Scypha:
"Have you been injured in a serious accident? I sued my lawyer and won over 5 million dollars. Why not sue YOUR lawyer today!"
Gnasche:
Bob neglected to aptly train for the decathalon, as he didn't realize the 1000 meters had been replaced by being sucked through a wormhole.
Torgone:
Ow! Sonof a . .! I knew the castle was there, and I still walked right into it! Stupid son of a...
Lanzman:
"Yeah, just what I thought. You're gonna need a new muffler, lady."
aejk:
Damnit! I slept through Ferris Bueller's Day Off AGAIN!
The_Gray_Zombie:
Cameo appearance by Thing as The Old Peasant
medusaD:
"Would you like to train at home with our Capper's Correspondence School??"
JohnSteed:
The Blair BMX Project
Loodvig:
Stupid fighter pilot jock - always wants to drag race..
Torgone:
Well, that's handy. Seeing as how I don't have any underwear.