medusaD:
"Steely Dan vs. Mother Nature!!! Next on Celebrety Deathmatch!"
RodRocket:
"Oh, yeah baby, I'm naked and ready to fu --, waitaminnit! Billy!?! Wait til your father gets home, young man! Never mind why I'm doing phone sex..."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Well, I'm writer of the Capper Chronicles...does that count?
medusaD:
Somewhere in this there is a type of meat. Find out what it is......and from what animal!
Moon_Queen:
This is Lexx being eating by one of her own kind.
NurseNoirAndDoktorD:
Some mornings you just wake up and realize you've got too many toes...
Daleman:
Hmmmm, rabbit droppings. Easter must be close.
FrankERottweiler:
Left home alone for 5 minutes, little Jimmy decides to mow the carpet and then the front steps.
Agent_Moldy:
"So, Kirk, I see you are as happy as a lit-tle gurrrrl."
JMShearer:
Oh, now honestly, is the bridge the place to be plaing "Red Light, Green Light?"
LuvBJones:
"Hi, I'm red shirt number three. You may remember me from such deaths as 'Giant Spear in the Chest' and 'Transformed Into a Hexogram'."
EnochF:
"Okay, and once you've killed them, you cut the bodies into small pieces and place them in a large garbage sack..."
animebabe:
Ahh! Teletubbie Nightmare!!
Cyberbeast:
Jimmy "Pot Head" Johnson had a very odd life
anti_hero:
Flower pot bombings. A new trend sweeps the nation!
Loodvig:
"LOOK! SEE? Cappers! They are making fun of us!"
anti_hero:
HAHA! Yea right!! Like I'd really waste my time at that si...oh wait...
WEIRD_1:
27 super computers, and a huge flat monitor. Now I can save all the captions!