nashtbrutusandshort:
Tower: Last transmission not in proper form for haiku. Restructure and retransmit. Over.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Suddenly the Goodyear blimp flew overhead, flashing *SHOW* *US* *YOUR* ***TITS TITS TITS***
ToughGuy2:
Billy kept on getting into car accidents because he was constantly seeing visions of his dead mother reminding him to clean his socks
ToughGuy2:
I'm not gonna make a penis joke, i'm not gonna make a penis joke, i'm not gonna..... he's looking at his penis
nashtbrutusandshort:
Product of an unspeakable menage a trois between Jane Pauley, Diane Sawyer, and Barbara Walters. No, wait -- it's just Debra Norville. Never mind.
tin_of_whoopass:
Rogaine may not be for you. Consult your doctor.
144b:
ª?º?ª?©þ?÷øªº¥©?º¹¹ Translation: Are we there yet?
teambanzai:
How do you have infinite biggness in infinite smallness? Simple, take an asemetrical line and extend it outwards. Duh.
tin_of_whoopass:
I'm sure Callista Flockhart never meant to let that image get out to the public.
KayHanley:
"Its a cookbook!"
brak42:
gullible, there it is...hey my picture's not in this one either
NurseNoir:
"Oooohh, yeah! McMonkey Brainwich.... ghrghrghrghrghr.... rrrzzz--ZZZZ--snkrxzzzz... mmmmm!"
NurseNoir:
"Of course anal-retentive has a hyphen! Why are you laughing??"
NurseNoir:
o/^ If you're cancelled and you know it, clap your hands! o/^
Maran:
The Rock - aged 50 (believe me, you don't want to smell what he's cooking)
NurseNoir:
Yes, I imagine Yossi IS *alone-i* quite often...