teambanzai:
Hey Bob. Hey Ted. You know what I heard the other day? No. There used to be something called the ozone layer. No Sh*t?
teambanzai:
It will be partly cloudy today with scattered UFO's and a slight chance of Bigfoot sightings.
teambanzai:
And now the McMartin Preschool adaptation of Night of the Living Dead.
teambanzai:
Now they have the don't ask don't tell but when I was in they just asked. "Have you stopped being gay yet?" How the hell are you supposed to answer that?
NurseNoir:
I'll be damned- here's a *real* unspeakable menage a trois!
matrix29:
Remember no mystery is closed to one with an open mind, and the lack of commonsense to know when to just give it up.
nashtbrutusandshort:
They're thinking, "Why'd he ask where the bathroom was? Isn't he psychic? Hmmmmm. . . ."
nashtbrutusandshort:
I gotcher Culture Club right here, skinny boy. *WHOMP*
teambanzai:
Holy crap, I saw the disembodied floating head of me. It's right behind you Ted. [sreams and runs away]
questor:
Oh no, I'm still full from breakfast.
teambanzai:
Why thank you ma'am I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, but I guess this will hold me till dinner. Say how long do you microwave these for?
rick12string:
Mrs. Brumblethorpe lifted her 358 lbs. off the seat and found her lost dog, Foo Foo.
rick12string:
Lead guitarist Pete James of Fluffy and the Knob Polishers talks of his wild days on the road.
BurkeDevlin:
If you think YOU'VE Sighted something strange and unusual, write us at this address. Don't bother telling us about Tim White, we already know about him.
NurseNoir:
o/^ Rocky Mountain hiiiiiigh, Colo-- AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhh... o/^
Nocturnal_Walker:
"Country road, take me...AAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
NurseNoir:
New, at McDonlad's: The McMonkey Brainwich!
nashtbrutusandshort:
"This is by far the best book I've read since leaving my first wife on her deathbed. I couldn't put it down. Hugs 'n' kisses, Newt."