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nashtbrutusandshort:
. . . and here we see the Chinese fighter coming dangerously close to the P-3. (artist's rendition)
psychomorph:
"Turn that urine into something DELICIOUS!"
teambanzai:
New from RONCO it's Mr. Prestone! Nothing makes antifreeze taste better!
Agent_Moldy:
"Oh, like I'm gonna fall for that one. There is no satellite coming out of my butt! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."
teambanzai:
Look I don't care what you do with my husband but you just better keep you chocolate out of my peanutbutter.
rickubis:
,o0{ I *gotta* use toilet paper next time. I'll *never* get this stuff otta my nails.}
wd40:
The tragedy of fraternal co-joined twins. she wants to see Pearl Harbor. he wants to see Joe Dirt!
Yetiman:
Day 19: We are desperate for food, we past three Circle K's but Dan refused to stop, he says the hotdogs give him gas. Poor Johnson ate his right hand.
EnochF:
"Do you have a well-paying job, a luxurious office, and a steady boyfriend despite the fact that you're a complete moron? Well, then, you might be pretty."
Agent_Moldy:
"LOOK! Over there!" "Where, I don't see--" *CHOMP* "OWWW! My arm!" "So...very...hungry..."
Generik:
"So... when you say Angelina tastes just like her brother, do you mean she tastes like her brother, or that she.. uh... well, never mind."
teambanzai:
No really I've got a secret to tell you, I'm serious this time. You're not going to bite my other ear off? Heavens no dear.
REcall317:
"I shouldn't have eaten that poacher....BRAAAAP!"
teambanzai:
Screw you I aint eating this. You think I want mad cow? Bring me some damn granola.
Agent_Moldy:
"HUGE -- packages of Oreos..."
MissingSliderRyan:
Cannibals Anonymous: Why yes, I do recall a Ryan Simms. Nice tasty... er.... crunchy....er....melt in your mouth... um... fellow.
amycamus:
"Get your face out of the captions. We're stopping for lunch in 15 minutes."