teambanzai:
Honey should we be worried that David Duke is coming up the walk way?
kwagner:
ZEUS IS DISPLEASED AT BEING LISTED AT #3!
kwagner:
Where to for lunch? How about Pizza Hut? We could try that new gay bar. What, all of a sudden you don't like pizza?
nashbrutusandshort:
"No, Senator, we did not bomb the villages. We engaged in the vertical redeployment of antipersonnel devices for the purposes of territorial pacification."
stareater:
Just as our crack team of scientists develop photographic proof of Elvis, Bigfoot, Aliens and the Loch Ness Monster, Dewey the janitor opens the darkroom door.
Mr_Grant:
o/99 Multiple Reentry Vehicles in the silo, 99 Multiple Reentry Vehicles. Take one down, pass it around, 98 Multiple Reentry Vehicles in the silo o/
adsinfinitum:
"Congratulations! You have succesfully hacked into the FBI's secret files. Please imput your name and address to receive your complimentary fruit basket..."
adsinfinitum:
"Yup she came home, drank all my booze. Is there any way to pump it out of her stomach... and directly into mine...?"
PonyBoyASU:
"Hmmm, another batch of Timothy McVeigh files. Shall we turn them over."
teambanzai:
And if you order my new book Gary Collin guide to kinky sex you'll also get the companion video FREE!
PonyBoyASU:
"Body Slammin' Apocalyptic Action. Featuring Lucifer "The Prince of Darkness" Mephistopheles "The Prince of Lies" and the music of Frank Stallone.
AuntBeaNoir:
"Do you like to draw? Sketch? Doodle? Weave hair wreaths? Make lampshades from human skin? Dance under the moon in a 'woman suit'? Sure, we all do!"
teambanzai:
You have to ask your self soldier What Would Jerry Lee Lewis do? Um Marry his 13 year old cousin? Great work son, get right on that.
tin_of_whoopass:
Y'know, I sorta wonder...if aliens can travel tens of light-years through space, then why would they need such bright landing lights?
adsinfinitum:
The year 2032. The Show: The Eminem Comeback Special. The Song: Not-so-Slim Shady...
teambanzai:
*thump* *thump* *bump* *thump* THAT'LL TEACH YOU GIRL SCOUTS FOR SELLING ME STALE COOKIES!!!
adsinfinitum:
Across a deserted street, the two signs met. Yes, he was a plaque, and she was a tow-away zone pole, but they could make it work.
teambanzai:
Aw damn it! Will you look at that I scuffed one of my clown shoes.