![]() amycamus: "Hold on a second, honey. I gotta go out on the tarmac and roll the steps up to a flight coming in from Ontario." |
![]() Generik: "Uh huh... Hello Kitty on the front... that's nice... are you wearing any kind of hosiery with that?" |
![]() gleeb: Hey, Burl Ives, wanna borrow my seat belt, too? |
![]() Generik: "One-niner-two, one-niner-two, be advised that the flight attendant in charge of the drinks cart has a supply of Depends in back, over..." |
![]() amycamus: "Burbank center to Southwest 461, we got unexpected traffic on runway 2. Just land on Interstate 5 north and park it over there behind IKEA." |
![]() gleeb: Braniff eight-two-niner, your pea soup is ready for first-class service. Repeat, soup is on! |
![]() amycamus: "Burbank Center to America West 264, answer unclear, try again." |
![]() amycamus: "Flight attendant station to seat 22F - did you want fries with that?" |
![]() Generik: "Red thong with Hello Kitty on the front? Let me connect you... hold please..." |
![]() teambanzai: When you fly SouthWest you're always this excited to land safely without ending up in the Chevron on Hollywood Way. |
![]() gleeb: "Finally I can get bak to drawing mustaches on all the diagrams in Gray's Anatomy..." "Not so fast!" "ACTION LIBRARIAN! But how?" |
![]() teambanzai: It wasn't until Ben Affleck put on his glasses that he found it was not infact Jennifer Lopez he was engaged to but Luis Guzman. |
![]() Generik: While no one was looking, Robert changed the meaning of the word "bemused" to mean "entertained." "That'll show 'em," he thought. "NOW I'll always be right!" |
![]() Buffoon: .oO Wow, the skirt is short! I didn't even KNOW they made Hello Kitty thongs! |
![]() Generik: ACTION LIBRARIAN finds himself traumatized by that cap a while ago about a Dewey Decimal System in base-8. "Just... just how would that WORK, anyway...?" |
![]() gleeb: Ooooh, that smarts! Fine, we'll call ourselves Clark & Lewis, just stop kneeing me in the groin! |
![]() teambanzai: ...nope fuck's in her too. You mean that dictionary has ALL the naughty words? |
![]() Buffoon: "I assure you, my picture is NOT next to the definition of 'anal retentive!'" "It is now!" |
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