amycamus:
"Hold on a second, honey. I gotta go out on the tarmac and roll the steps up to a flight coming in from Ontario."
Generik:
"Uh huh... Hello Kitty on the front... that's nice... are you wearing any kind of hosiery with that?"
gleeb:
Hey, Burl Ives, wanna borrow my seat belt, too?
Generik:
"One-niner-two, one-niner-two, be advised that the flight attendant in charge of the drinks cart has a supply of Depends in back, over..."
amycamus:
"Burbank center to Southwest 461, we got unexpected traffic on runway 2. Just land on Interstate 5 north and park it over there behind IKEA."
gleeb:
Braniff eight-two-niner, your pea soup is ready for first-class service. Repeat, soup is on!
amycamus:
"Burbank Center to America West 264, answer unclear, try again."
amycamus:
"Flight attendant station to seat 22F - did you want fries with that?"
Generik:
"Red thong with Hello Kitty on the front? Let me connect you... hold please..."
teambanzai:
When you fly SouthWest you're always this excited to land safely without ending up in the Chevron on Hollywood Way.
gleeb:
"Finally I can get bak to drawing mustaches on all the diagrams in Gray's Anatomy..." "Not so fast!" "ACTION LIBRARIAN! But how?"
teambanzai:
It wasn't until Ben Affleck put on his glasses that he found it was not infact Jennifer Lopez he was engaged to but Luis Guzman.
Generik:
While no one was looking, Robert changed the meaning of the word "bemused" to mean "entertained." "That'll show 'em," he thought. "NOW I'll always be right!"
Buffoon:
.oO Wow, the skirt is short! I didn't even KNOW they made Hello Kitty thongs!
Generik:
ACTION LIBRARIAN finds himself traumatized by that cap a while ago about a Dewey Decimal System in base-8. "Just... just how would that WORK, anyway...?"
gleeb:
Ooooh, that smarts! Fine, we'll call ourselves Clark & Lewis, just stop kneeing me in the groin!
teambanzai:
...nope fuck's in her too. You mean that dictionary has ALL the naughty words?
Buffoon:
"I assure you, my picture is NOT next to the definition of 'anal retentive!'" "It is now!"